10. Christine Bleakley and Frank Lampard

Who's more puke that cute? We count down to the most sickening celeb couples. Pass the bucket...

Whether it’s the matching tans, whiter-than-white teeth or her engagement ring that’s the size of a small family car, there’s something about Christine Bleakley and Frank Lampard that screams smug.

But if all this wasn’t enough, their recent fondling in a restaurant in Italy – Frank brushing an eyelash or a piece of garlic bread from his fiance’s face – and her comments in a recent interview that Frank “is of a great build and all in proportion” pushed our tolerence levels over the edge.