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Jason Statham's kick-assiest gifs

28/06/2016Movies

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Jason Statham's latest bout of punch-kicking action is about to bounce into cinemas this summer in the guise of Mechanic: Resurrection. In the first trailer below, Arthur Bishop (The Stath) returns when someone from his past forces him back into business.  Bishop must complete an impossible list of assassinations of the most dangerous men in the world.  Luckily, this being Jason Statham, he can always try to roundhouse kick things right again.

So what better way to celebrate the arrival of more scenes of Jason Statham repeatedly punching people in the throat than to relive all his best "repeatedly punching" scenes repeatedly, on a loop that lasts for ever and ever?

Here are The Stath's top gif biffs:

As if!,,

Was Jason Statham already on fire when he started this fight or, like a shuttle re-entering the Earth’s atmosphere, did he set himself alight with the sheer speed and force of his fists?

As if!,,

Jumping around in that loose-fitting hospital gown might just be the bravest thing the Stath has ever done.

As if!,,

Only a real man can dance in leopard print pants, covered in cooking oil.

“Let’s go to the woods,” they said.  “It’ll fun” they said.,

Hit so hard by Vin Diesel, the world turns on its axis.

Steven Seagal movies: Not that great, but you watch to see him kick bad guy butt,

A perfect execution of a textbook hose-to-crotch volley kick. Classic move.

Leon: Partie Deux,

Like a volcano of testosterone, Statham erupts with rippling biceps and no one ever shouted “BUNDLES!” in his presence again.

Not a man, a way of life,Not a man, a way of life,

Jason Statham here, leaving his house to go to work just as he does every morning. 

Not a man, a way of life,Not a man, a way of life,