Sure, he makes a mean cake, but you know what Bake Off’s Andrew Smyth can’t do? Chop a butternut squash without making us all jolt back in terror, that’s what.
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Best Judge Rinder moment of the week
Meanwhile, on Strictly, strange man is pulled away from invisible naughtiness by tractor beam…
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It’s easy being green
Planet Earth II continues to be the best show on telly, and who knew watching a bizarre green creature unfurling could be so… satisfying?
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Danny Dyer is Danny Dyer
On Who Do You Think You Are, Danny Dyer was given a tour of a medieval hall, and reacted in the most Danny Dyer-ish way imaginable…
Behold, the Earl of Essex
Danny was also rather excited to learn that his ancestor Thomas Cromwell, the Earl of Essex. There was only one possible conclusion to draw…
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Cringiest comment of the week
Piers Morgan has confirmed that he “still would”, and we’re all mildly grossed out by him forever.
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Finally, The Apprentice, and a contestant had a meltdown while simultaneously boasting about how she’d not had a meltdown, because self-awareness is for losers.
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