The Final Balls Up
We can’t be certain, but this may indeed be footage of the former Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer doing a mating dance with Janet Street-Porter.
Loose Women is available in Catch Up on ITV Hub
EastEnders Gets Down with the Kids
Here’s EastEnders proving it’s hip and contemporary by having a character use Snapchat. Except, as literally every person on Twitter immediately pointed out, she’s actually just talking to her phone camera. How did NOONE ON SET REALISE THIS?
EastEnders is available in Catch Up on BBC iPlayer
Emmerdale Viewers Pooh-Pooh the Loo
So this happened in Emmerdale this week, and one Twitter person said it best: “Sitting down to dinner with Cain Dingle on the toilet. Lovely!”
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When Horses Attack
Meanwhile, on Planet Earth II, Black Beauty got seriously owned.
Planet Earth II is available in Catch Up on BBC iPlayer
Best Word-Blunder of the Week
Discussing how Alan Davies had to be made to look younger for the up-coming Jonathan Creek special, Lorraine Kelly coined a new word and immediately regretted it…
Lorraine is available in Catch Up on ITV Hub
Paxman Is Universally Challenged
And finally, your starter for 10: was Paxman wrong to pronounce Don Quixote as “Don Quicks-Oat” rather than “Don Key-ho-tay”? Social media says YES, but a few people have defended him by saying it’s perfectly fine to do so. Answers on a postcard…
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