Shocking revelations from James Martin, an eye-catching hairdo on Kyle, and the best abs in showbusiness…
Gino D’Acamps It Up
We never realised it, but all we ever wanted in life was to see Gino D’Acampo pretend to be Peter Andre, in front of Peter Andre. Bonus points for the abs.
Lip Sync Battle is available to watch on Catch Up in Channel 5
Best Casually Shocking Anecdote of the Week
So why did James Martin leave Saturday Kitchen? Oh, no big story. It’s just to do with that time HE SAW A MAN DIE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.
Saturday Kitchen Live is available to watch on Catch Up in BBC iPlayer
Mum of the Year 2017
The nation was shocked – shocked! – by this mum who home schools her kids by letting them play computer games. But imagine how smug and awesome the kids feel.
This Morning is available to watch on Catch Up in ITV Hub
Best Hair of the Week
Meanwhile, on Jeremy Kyle, this person's hair caught social media's attention, and as one slightly mean Tweet put it: “Glad to see the role in Bad Santa didn't go to her head.”
The Jeremy Kyle show is available to watch on Catch Up in ITV Hub
What a Heel
Before you judge a woman, walk a mile in her shoes. And, having expressed controversial opinions re: the importance of females in high heels, Piers Morgan did just that.
Did That Just Actually Happen?
Over on Emmerdale we had the most abrupt death in all of soap history. Behold, Joanie Wright casually popping her clogs, mid-convo.
Emmerdale is available to watch on Catch Up in ITV Hub
Best Swearword of the Week
So it looks like all that time with the 8 Out of 10 Cats louts has had its effect on Countdown…
Countdown is available to watch on Catch Up in All 4