From bogus Bolognese to the pros and cons of goat polo, it’s been quite a controversial week in TV-land. Have a gander at this lot.
Spag bol-d move
So, Mary Berry literally cooked up a storm, with her version of Bolognese sauce. Who knew the addition of white wine and cream would make the whole nation cry “Mama mia!”?
Mary Berry Everyday is available to watch now on Catch up in iPlayer
Gary Lineker does WHAT?
The Tattoo Fixers usually have to deal with atrocious inkings. But come on. We can all surely agree this is the single greatest tattoo in the history of the world.
Tattoo Fixers is available to watch now on Catch up in All 4
Goat polo. As you do
When the Top Gear lads went to Kazakhstan to watch “goat polo” – a professional sport where dead goats are tossed into goals – Matt LeBlanc showed all his cultural understanding and sensitivity, calling it “gross”.
Top Gear is available to watch now on Catch up in iPlayer
Creepiest baby talk ever
The paranoia stepped up in edgy BBC drama The Replacement, as can be seen in this mum’s idea of baby talk. Tip: next time, stick to “goo goo gah gah”.
The Replacement is available to watch now on Catch up in iPlayer
Thank you EastEnders, for supplying us with the perfect gif for whenever we remember Piers Morgan is still on the telly…
EastEnders is available to watch now on Catch up in iPlayer
In praise of Piers
Though actually, Piers actually earnt brownie points this week for slapping down the Polish MEP dubbed “the most sexist man in politics”…
Good Morning Britain is available to watch now on Catch up in ITV Hub