And the nominees are... Disaster Movie & Meet The Spartans, The Happening, The Hottie And The Nottie, In The Name Of The King, The Love Guru.
Our tip for the top: Disaster Movie & Meet The Spartans. Two truly awful spoofs, too awful for human consumption.

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