Some Like It Hot (1959) – Manhattan

How to make it: For some reason the world's all gone black and white, so this seems as good a time as any to try Marilyn Monroe's Manhattan recipe. Usually, a Manhattan is made by shaking a measure of bourbon, half a measure of sweet red vermouth, a few drops of Angostura bitters and plenty of ice in a traditional cocktail shaker. Marilyn, however, prefers to use a hot water bottle, and who are we to argue? Truth be told, the drink tastes a bit rubbery, but then we don't believe a word our taste buds are telling us any more. For one thing, a kebab would taste great right now and that can't be right.

Also add: Two men dressed as women. If you can't find any, just grab a couple of the Sex And The City girls, you won't know the difference at this stage.