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#11: Baby's Got A Temper, The Prodigy
"We love Rohypnol,
She got Rohypnol,
We take Rohypnol."
File under: Clanger

#12: Whenever, Wherever, Shakira
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
So you don't confuse them with mountains."
File under: Clanger

#13: Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?, Bryan Adams
"When you can see your unborn children in her eyes,
You know you really love a woman."
File under: Cringey

#14: Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum), Cheeky Girls
"Touch my bum,
This is life."
File under: Deep and meaningless

#15: American Life, Madonna
"I drive my Mini Cooper,
And I'm feeling super-dooper."
File under: Gobbledegook

#16: 21 Seconds, So Solid Crew
"I got 21 seconds till my vocal's done,
2 multiplied by 10 plus 1."
File under: Maths analogy

#17: I'm Gonna Getcha Good, Shania Twain
"I know I sound serious and baby I am,
You're a fine piece of real estate and I'm gonna get me some land."
File under: Cringey

#18: Summer Girls, LFO
"New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits,
Chinese food makes me sick."
File under: Gobbledegook

#19: Dead Horse, Guns'n'Roses
"Sick of this life, not that you'd care,
I'm not the only one with whom these feelings I share."
File under: Deep and meaningless

#20: Flava, Peter Andre
"The mac's back wid da flava of the year,
Here we go there's a party over here,
Oh yes there is."
File under: Cringey