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#21: Down Under, Men At Work
"I said, 'Do you speak-a my language',
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich."
File under: Gobbledegook

#22: Dolphin, Prince
"If I came back as a dolphin,
Would you listen to me then?,
Would you let me be your friend?"
File under: Deep and meaningless

#23: I Am I Said, Neil Diamond
"'I am', I said,
To no one there,
And no one heard at all,
Not even the chair."
File under: Deep and meaningless

#24: Air Hostess, Busted
"I messed my pants,
When we flew over France."
File under: Clanger

#25: Autobiography, Ashlee Simpson
"I walked a thousand miles to find one river of peace,
I walked a million more to find what fish is which."
File under: Deep and meaningless

#26: Shut Up, Kelly Osbourne
"You nag and you brag and I gag,
There's so much beauty in what we have."
File under: Cringey

#27: That Was Then But This Is Now, ABC
"More sacrifices than an Aztec priest,
Standing here straining at that leash,
All fall down,
Can't complain, musn't grumble,
Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble."
File under: Deep and meaningless

#28: Maria (I Like It Loud), Scooter
"I ritz bits for da hits with the lyrics,
With a robotic narcotic in the pocket,
The fire rocket blood socket."
File under: Gobbledegook

#29: This Groove, Victoria Beckham
"I want you to come and listen to my body sing,
Ya wanna hear my bell ring - biddy-bong-bing."
File under: Cringey

#30: So-Called Chaos, Alanis Morissette
"All won't be lost if I'm governed by my own uniqueness,
Stop lights won't work I'll get home sound and safe regardless."
File under: Deep and meaningless