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#31: If I Give You My Number, PJ & Duncan
"Gimme the hump,
Gimme the pump,
I'm so full of sensuality."
File under: Gobbledegook

#32: L.S.I., Shamen
"You're putting me on a plan of mind peace,
And all our problems will cease,
And on the rights to your heart I want a permanent lease."
File under: Gobbledegook

#33: Brand New Day, Sting
"You're the crop to my rotation,
You're the sum of my equation."
File under: Maths analogy

#34: Ignition, R Kelly
"Now it's like murder she wrote,
Once I get you out them clothes."
File under: Clanger

#35: Affirmation, Savage Garden
"I believe forgiveness is the key to your unhappiness,
I believe that wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed."
File under: Deep and meaningless

#36: So Yesterday, Hilary Duff
"If you're moving on, I'm already gone,
If the light is off then it isn't on."
File under: Deep and meaningless

#37: I Love Your Sushi, Daphne & Celeste
"You love Eastwood cowboy movies,
Howdy doody I love sushi."
File under: Gobbledegook

#38: King Leer, Morrissey
"Your boyfriend he,
Went down on one knee,
Well could it be,
He's only got one knee?"
File under: Gobbledegook

#39: No Limit, 2 Unlimited
"No no,
No no no no,
No no no no,
No no there's no limit."
File under: Gobbledegook

#40: Everything, Alanis Morissette
"I blame everyone else not my own partaking,
My passive aggressiveness can be devastating."
File under: Deep and meaningless