Swine flu and pop
The big news story of the week is the outbreak of swine flu and it’s affecting our pop stars just like everybody else (i.e. nothing critical has happened... yet). Anyway it turns out Oasis – who are currently on tour in Venezuela – have been advised to stay in their hotel and only leave with a face mask attached. It Should keep the gobby Gallagher brothers quiet for a while, at least. Meanwhile, an email is doing the rounds suggesting Madonna has the swine flu virus. It’s a ruse, of course, sent by spammers – so don’t open it!
