The X Factor winner
This year's X Factor winner is destined to release some awful sappy ballad a couple of days before Christmas and watch open-mouthed as it shoots to the top of the charts breaking several records along the way. Who will win? Who cares? All we know is Simon Cowell and co will be pocketing a few bucks for it. But at least let us ponder what else could reach Number 1 instead...
