Ever wondered what Scissor Sisters would sound like if they wanted to emulate T.Rex instead of Elton John or The Bee Gees? Wonder no more - this blend of glammed-up rock riffs and ball-busting falsetto grabs its party vibe by the horns and doesn't give up until its three minutes and thirty-seven seconds are up. By which time you'll probably be a tad bored, to be honest - just as El Presidente sing "I've been going nowhere, round and round and round", so 100 MPH chases its tail around the same refrain until you wish you'd never pressed play. Briefly enjoyable, but lacking in development.