#13: No starting fires

As much as lighting a little fire at night might feel cosy, local fire regulations do not permit fires anywhere on the V Festival site. If you do get a fire going, it will be put out by some very disgruntled stewards or even the Fire Service... so best not do it.

Yes! Free stuff!

#14: Free stuff for Virgin Mobile customers

Because Virgin Mobile treat all of their customers as VIPs, if you're on the Virgin Mobile network you'll be able to get two free pints of Strongbow, one for you and a mate, as well as access to the exclusive Virgin Mobile Union Garden, complete with posh festival loos and signing tent. To get your hands on the good stuff, Virgin Mobile customers will just need to text FREEBIES to 26666 and head to the Virgin Mobile Union Bar.

2 pints for grabs

#15: Free SIM cards

If you're not on Virgin Mobile but want to experience all the benefits of being a Virgin Mobile customer, you can pick up a free Virgin Mobile SIM card complete with £5 free credit from the Virgin Mobile Union Bar, any recharge point or from a Virgin Mobile Angel.

#16: Inflatable fun

Why slum it when you could be reclining upon the height of inflatable chair luxury? Virgin Mobile will be giving away 4,000 inflatable chairs and inflatable Sony Ericsson phones over the weekend, so to make sure you don't miss out head to the Virgin Mobile Union Bar for chuck out times which are 2pm, 4pm and 6pm on both Saturday and Sunday.