1: Hit the tub
Your festival experience isn't complete unless you've encountered a bit of mud. Unfortunately, while wrestling in grime can be fun, mud's not so great when it's dried into your clothes, your hair, your skin and just about everywhere else. The first stage of your recovery must involve stuffing all those manky clothes into the washing machine and sluicing yourself in a power shower, followed by a good bath dunking. Remember to clean behind your ears and between your toes - that mud can get everywhere...