Now retired, this uncompromising 6' 3" striker shares the record for most red cards in a season - eight of 'em. And he could be a bit of a handful off it too; earning a three-month stint in prison for headbutting a fellow player. But you'd have to feel a little sorry for the bungling burglars who've twice broken into Ferguson's house - the one-sided brawls left the gormless intruders battered and bloody.

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