British bloaters
Gone are the innocent seaside-days when Brits knotted hankies on their heads and wore socks with their sandals. Today a Brit abroad stands out like Katie Price on heat in Ibiza. Because when the mercury rises and booze is cheap, we Brits turn into bare-fleshed, rowdy creatures.
Brit’s muffin-top bellies and flabby white thighs are notoriously de rigueur on Mediterranean beaches.
The Brit look: Short lycra mini-dresses, that are often bought on an excitable holiday whim, make a gaggle of girls look more like podgy sausages in skin than sexy young things. While men’s beer bellies hang recognisably low, chaffing with sweat and sand.
Stop letting the British end down and put that flesh away.
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