BLOG: BBabes face boot
Big Brother has spoken, and it's Lisa, Sara and Nicole facing eviction this week. The smart money is on Nicole to go, as the miserable blonde has failed to crack a smile since entering the house just 20 days ago. Mikey pretty much summed it up for the rest of the house when he said:"At the deep root of Nicole's personality I think she is quite selfish... I think she likes everyone running about after her."
Sara was another popular choice for housemates – including former flame Darnell! As Rex put it:
"She is what I call a ship-jumper. She likes to jump ships... she's a cling-on."
Despite the fact the he nominated Sara, two-faced Darnell moved in for a cheeky grope with the Aussie later in the evening. Just wait until she finds out!
The nominations have cast a shadow over this week's shopping task, which sees HMs trying to recreate Michael Jackson's Thriller video. Head of House Rex put girlfriend Nicole in charge of the troupe, but it looks like even he is beginning to realise he made a mistake.
"Nicole, they're following you. Can you please put some effort into it?!"
If Nicole does go on Friday, we can't wait to see how Rex handles it. Will he leave with her, or will it be the making of him? Only time will tell...
FORUM: Lisa, Sara or Nicole to go?
PICTURES: Nicole is the moodiest HM ever!
Best week ever
Eating bogeys and drinking raw egg doesn't sound like our idea of fun, but after a round of gross games in the house, both Darnell and Rex agreed this was "the best week ever".Daring (or just plain dumb, you take your pick) Mo and Darnell volunteered to be blindfolded and taste a variety of disgusting concoctions cooked up by the other housemates during a boozy version of Truth, Dare, or Torture. The delights on offer included vinegar, chilli mixed with mayonnaise... and Mikey's bogey, which was bravely gobbled down by Mo.
Darnell, watching in disbelief, screamed: "It's Mikey's bogey. It's like the grimiest bogey ever."
Obviously on a roll, Mo stunned HMs again later in the evening, when he accepted a dare to masturbate. Let's just put it this way – we'll never look at Mo, the 'The Mogey Masturbator', in the same way again.
In other news, Jen's husband has revealed that her 'romance' with Dale is a sham. David Clark claims that Jen is in it for the money, and she secretly says Dale is boring.
Hubby Dave told The Sun: "Jen might be posing with Dale and claiming she wants to marry him but the truth is she said that for the money. She thought it would make us money and boost her fame."
We'd heard rumours that Jen was back with her husband, so we'd not be surprised if this was true.
Oh, yeah, and Nicole and Rex have been arguing again. After admitting to HMs that Nicole is "his weakness", Rex pleaded with the others to try and speak to her to make her feel more comfortable. Sounds like he wants a quiet last couple of weeks to us!
FORUM: Who do you think will be up for eviction this week?
PICTURES: HMs strip for statue task
All's fair...
With Stu enjoying the sweet taste of freedom, the housemates have the finishing line in their sights. However, Rex is a tad concerned that Nicole could just scupper his chances of victory."She's not happy at all. She doesn't enjoy anything… she just wants to go home. The thing is, with all you, I couldn't care less because I'm playing a game. But she's my life. My life has been brought into the House, which I don't like. She's my only weakness and they brought her in", he moaned. Later Rex told Kat…
"If she leaves, I will find it very hard to stay. I don’t feel it was the right decision for her to come on here."
Looks like the not-so-happy couple are rubbing off on Mikey. When Nicole asked him if he was going to get a girlfriend when he leaves the house, he seemed less than impressed.
"It's a lot of hassle. I don't need a girlfriend. I'm not really into sex and all that. I'm bored with it all. Sex is boring. It's not all it's cracked up to be."
With love off the cards, the housemates indulged in a spot of mastication for the latest task in honour on the new Head of House – Rex. Charged with creating Roman mosaics of their new leader out of freshly-chewed bubblegum, Sara and Nicole chewed their way to glory and were joined by Rex in the Diary Room for a feast of meat, fruit, cheeses, breads and olives. But it was all fair game? When asked by Big Brother why Nicole and Sara won, Rex admitted…
"Well, secretly before, they both bribed me with sexual favours, so that was what swung it for me."
Those not lucky enough to enjoy a Roman feast turned their attentions to personal hygiene. As the clock ticked toward noon, Kat urged Mo to stop blaming her for breaking wind when she hadn't, and Mikey and Lisa discussed the merits of using the loo in the garden to guarantee some privacy, prompting the Scottish chap to opine that is was also safer "to drop a big stinker" in the aforementioned toilet.
Classy!
FORUM: Will Rex and Nicole walk?
Bring back the hunk!
The papers seem to bemoaning the lack of a hunk factor after the departure of Stuart on Friday night… The Daily Mail says the housemates will miss Stuart’s physique, as the personal trainer's strength meant they had a better chance of completing their more physical challenges. It also says the spats between Rex and Rachel may rise after Rex admitted he was disappointed she was still in the house. The Sun, meanwhile, wonders how the 25-year-old could have had no clue the ladies – and in particular Sylvia and Sara - were after him. Is Stuart just being modest?Stu's out
Stuart's wish has finally come true! The hunky personal trainer, who has been moaning about wanting to leave the show since he arrived, has been evicted. Rachel lives to see another week in the Big Brother house, much to the delight of best pal Kat, but Sara didn't look happy having not been able to have her wicked way with Stu before he quit the house. Perhaps Darnell is now in with a chance...Speaking of Darnell, the insecure HM was caught ranting to himself at 4am last night, while maniacally scrubbing dishes in the kitchen.
"I can see how this is one of the worst decisions of my life. I don't even like people that do stuff like this. I am an a**hole. Exposing my problems to people I don't even know, to a nation I don't even know."
Stu might not be the only one to leave the house this weekend. After yet another row with boyfriend Rex (bored now!), Nicole screamed:
"I'm leaving. 100%. Just leave me alone Rex, I don't want to talk about it anymore. I want to go."
Goody times ahead
News reaches us this morning that former Big Brother star Jade Goody is to appear in the Indian version of the show – to make amends for last year's race scandal.Jade, who is rumoured to be getting paid £100,000 for the gig, was accused of making racist comments about fellow housemate Shilpa Shetty. In a bizarre twist of fate, the Bollywood actress will be the host of the show Jade is to appear on. How long do you give it before Jade opens her big mouth and puts her foot it in?
Meanwhile, back in the house, poor old Darnell is feeling violated. Rachel, Kat and Mikey ganged up on him, pulled his shirt up, and tried to paint chocolate on his nipples.
"I'm not down with it, I can't do it, I thought I could, but I can't", he yelped.
Moody Mikey is really showing his true colours this week, as he lashed out at newbie Nicole.
"She's only here to look pretty and not break a nail, that's essentially it."
