"Get in!" Stuart shouted, while Dale said: "Nice one. It's on! Friday is going to be class!" Dale then predicted: "I'll go, Stu hasn't done anything."
Elsewhere that naughty little tease Sara has been ramping up the action with Darnell. Yes, Darnell. We're confused too, as last we heard, it was Stu she really fancied. This could get interesting...
PICTURES: Sara beds her two fellas
"That's disgusting, it's not even cooked. I cannae be bothered with this. Who cares about the game?"
Poor Darnell is caring rather too much at the moment however. The insecure HM made a play for Sara, but she decided she'd much rather hop into bed with hunky Stu (well, you would, wouldn't you). Humiliated and embarrassed, Darnell stormed out of the luxury bedroom and slept on the sofa instead, which lead to him being excluded from nominations this week.
Head of House Rachel has been trying to calm him down ever since, but Darnell keeps storming off as soon as Sara walks to the same room as him. Oh, the dramz!
FORUM: Nominations announced tonight, but who do you want to be up?
"Give me a kiss" Rex begged. "I'm so tired."
What is it they say about the course of true love never running smoothly? With Nicole losing her suitcase as punishment for jumping over the Heaven and Hell divide, we’re perhaps not seeing the ‘happy bunny’ side of her. And having plotted to fail the latest task so they could both be in Hell, the separated couple are still well and truly separated.
"I wanna go" moaned Rex to Nicole in the garden.
"You wanna go because you've got me in here?" replied Nicole.
"I wanna go because Big Brother won't let me into Hell… I feel really sorry for you… it takes the strongest of housemates to be in Hell with no hair straighteners, no alcohol, no food, no nothing."
We feel their pain. No really, we do.
Meanwhile the non-loved up housemates donned fetching outfits for Big Brother's exercise class. After leaping around in lycra, Lisa grabbed Sara and carried her through the house, before announcing "Love you."
"I love you more" murmured Sara.
Hmm, could there be another BB couple in the house?
FORUM: Will Rex and Nicole walk?
Housemates were taken by surprise tonight when Davina announced that lines had closed early and Mohamed and Rachel were the first to escape eviction. Cue much shrieking, hugs and worried faces on those still waiting to find out if they were facing the chop.
The next two to survive were Stuart and Darnell. Kat and Dale were next on the survival list, leaving only a worried looking Rex and Luke hovering by the door unable to unpack their cases.
And with Rex surviving, Nicole gets her chance to enter the house and compete for the £100,000 prize. What is it with Big Brother and couples this year?
FORUM: Will Rex get it on with Nicole?
"**** you, that's a ****ing insult. My girlfriend is fifty times better than her."
In other news, a sex-starved Sara is flirting with, well, anyone. Both Mikey and Darnell, who has developed a massive crush on the Aussie babe, were targets of her amorous attacks. But the most full-on flirting was reserved for Lisa – maybe Mario was right when he said Sara fancied her...
Oh yeah, and Luke continues to mope around the house looking miserable – maybe he senses he's the favourite for the chop tonight. But will he go? Will people boo him? Check back later for the all the action as it happens.
FORUM: Luke is the favourite to go, but who do you want out?
PICTURES: Sara and Lisa's saucy fun
“I’ve had a good month and a really good day today — but it’s in my head to go. I never really got 100 per cent comfortable in the house. It was hard for us coming in halfway through. People already have their friends. I’m happy with the month I did. I wouldn’t change it.”
She’d been getting stick from Rex and Stuart after the housemates' entrance VTs were played.
"A lot's gone on with the VTs…" Lisa announced.
Despite Rachel, Sara and Kat’s attempts to talk her around, Maysoon was not for turning.
"Last week was my favourite week. Even in Hell."
"Are you sure you won't regret it, when you watch it on TV?" asked Rachel.
"No. No, I want to watch you guys."
And so started her round of goodbyes, with just enough time for the boys to have one last go at persuading her to stay.
"Just wait 'til Friday" said Rex.
"We've wanted to go, I've been so close, but you can't walk," added Stuart.
"I have said I want to walk but you can't quit" pleaded Dale.
"Think about it" begged Stuart.
But it wasn’t to be. "I have it in my head now I'm leaving. I want to go on a good day." A quick trip to the toilet to wipe away a stray tear and she was away into the night.