G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)

Saturday 26th November, Channel 4 HD, 9.15pm

For all the klaxons that G.I. Joe sets off – it's a movie based on a toy series, directed by Stephen 'Van Helsing' Sommers and stars Channing 'Charming Potato' Tatum – this is very much a film that demands you flick that switch on your brain marked 'off' and let wave after wave of stupidity wash over you. Yes, it's aimed squarely at hyperactive eight-year-olds, but your inner child is going to love it – an effects-heavy, brainless blast of bombastic entertainment. And hey, there's also Sienna Miller in a catsuit for the dads.