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Ron Swanson quotes to use in everyday life

Ron Swanson quotes to use in everyday life

06/05/2016TV

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Parks And Recreation returns for a new series (on Sunday 8th May at 11pm on Dave) and with comes the return of Ron Swanson – someone we all should aspire to be. A local government employee who doesn’t believe in the concept of government, a master carpenter and a man who would eat breakfast food for every meal if it weren’t impractical. Ron understands how life should be and now you can too, with these gifs you can put to use as you go about your day.

When you’re hungover and grab breakfast on the way to work

No, an organic yogurt pot isn’t going to do it. You need sustenance, dammit.

No, an organic yogurt pot isn’t going to do it. You need sustenance, dammit.

 

Then comes five o’clock when someone suggests a drink

Nope, completely forgotten how you felt eight hours ago.

Nope, completely forgotten how you felt eight hours ago.

 

When something’s worth doing properly

Some things are worth due attention, you know. Job applications. Planning a wedding. Leaving the teabag in for long enough so that it’s not just brown water and milk.

Some things are worth due attention, you know. Job applications. Planning a wedding. Leaving the teabag in for long enough so that it’s not just brown water and milk.

 

When Graham from marketing’s trying to ask you out AGAIN

Mate, I talked to you at the Christmas party for three minutes, now it’s March and you do this every Tuesday. Sometimes you’ve just got to serve it up straight, no chaser.

Mate, I talked to you at the Christmas party for three minutes, now it’s March and you do this every Tuesday. Sometimes you’ve just got to serve it up straight, no chaser.

 

When everyone’s on about that new sci-fi thing you haven’t seen

What are they on about and why are they talking about it right next to your desk? Throw in a curveball – that should do the trick.

What are they on about and why are they talking about it right next to your desk? Throw in a curveball – that should do the trick.

 

When Janice is all up in arms because you left a mug in the sink

Who made you the mug police, JANICE?

Who made you the mug police, JANICE? 

 

When you get another email from that petitions website

When you get another email from that petitions website

You signed one a couple of months ago that had something to do with actually saving people’s lives. Now they send you hundreds of them about every issue under the sun. Ban Katie Hopkins! Automatic red cards for diving footballers! Full transparency on Strictly judges’ decisions!

 

When you’re arguing on the internet and you’ve overstretched yourself

When you’re arguing on the internet and you’ve overstretched yourself

That tweet of yours was a great zinger, but now someone’s pressing you for, like, actual data to back it up. Time to beat a hasty retreat.

 

When ANOTHER birthday card hits your desk for signing

When ANOTHER birthday card hits your desk for signing

How many birthdays can you people have? And you want me to write something different than what I wrote in Andy’s card yesterday?

 

When someone blocks your path

When someone blocks your path

You’re going home and you’re late for the train. Why is this man with the blue cagoule and the clipboard dancing as you approach him? What is he so happy about?

 

When the guy next to you on the platform is a talker

When the guy next to you on the platform is a talker

I’m sure you’re a nice enough chap and everything there, Talky Talkerson, but this isn’t how commuting works. I’m just going to bury my head in this superficial free paper if it’s all the same to you.

 

When you’re finally home

When you’re finally home

Sure, you might have rubbed a few people up the wrong way today, but you’re home, it’s warm, you’re eating red meat for the second time today, and nobody stopped you doing anything you wanted to. That’s the Ron Swanson way.

 

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