When you wake up and it’s Monday
The weekend is gone and those two days of freedom feel a lifetime away as you face another week at work.
When you settle in for the commute…
Sure, you and 100 other stone faced people are going to be trapped in a metal can together for the next 45 minutes, but that doesn’t mean you have to make eye contact.
That time you tweeted an absolute zinger
It was 140 characters of pun-laden perfection. The kind of satirical social commentary that should automatically guarantee you a spot on one of those panel shows hosted by Dara O’Briain. And all you got was a single retweet…from your mum.
When your overhear Jez from sales talking about his wild weekend
One of the perils of taking the lift at work is that there’s no escape from the idiotic conversations of your colleagues. Just smile, nod, and silently judge.
When you decide not to go to the gym
Neon lighted spin studios with blaring music and impossibly toned instructors might sound like a good idea, until you actually step foot inside one that is.
When you never hear back after a first date
You put on a shirt, you dusted off your social skills, and you treated your potential life partner to a slap up meal in Nandos. So why won’t they text you back? WHY?!
When 5pm on Friday finally arrives
Shut down computer, feel awesome.
When politics comes up over the dinner table
Because some subjects just shouldn’t be discussed over Sunday lunch.
When you tune into Big Brother even though you know you shouldn’t
Every year you vow not to tune in, but by the end of summer you’ve spent more time watching the Big Brother house than your own four walls.
When you contemplate doing some DIY
You’ve bought the tools, you’ve seen the TV shows and you spent 5 minutes looking at instructional videos on Youtube before getting distracted by by cats. You can definitely do it yourself. Can’t you?
When your mates go out without you
How dare they have a good time without you.
When your mates pressure you to join them for a big night out
You could go out and socialise, but pubs are so noisy and you’ve probably got nothing worth talking about anyway. If only you had the guts to tell them that you’d rather stay in and binge watch shows on your own.
When you drunkenly cook up the perfect business idea
Look you may have had a few too many to drink, and you may regret saying this in the morning. But right now, at this very second, you’re convinced that this is the best idea in the history of human civilization.
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