There were the usual highbrow hi-jinks on Celebrity Big Brother, as Aubrey O'Day disgusted all of Twitter by spitting into Stephen Bear’s food and drink. Bear himself was gallantly unfussed, saying “I’ve had worse in my mouth.”
Best “Why am I watching this?” moment of the week
This week on Countryfile: people rummage around in cowpat. Thanks, Countryfile.
Has there ever been a better Phil Mitchell impression than this? No.
Best uncontrollable giggles of the week
This week’s forecast: embarrassment.
From “boom!” to “boo hoo!”
Celebrity Big Brother’s Heavy D is genuinely curious to know if Stephen Bear is capable of justifying that.
Bearing a grudge
And here’s Stephen Bear providing yet more TV value by having a nuclear-strength strop on CBB. Money shot comes at the end when a giant bouncer makes him instantly sheepish…
Best terrifying dolls of the week
Antiques Roadshow’s supposed to be nice, comfy viewing. But this week we saw these Victorian hell-dolls and will now never sleep again.
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