For a brief glimmering moment this week, Jaffa Cake fans in the “biscuit” camp united with those in the “cake” camp in horror at the sight of Paul Hollywood dunking his Jaffa Cake in a cup of tea. Mary Berry’s face said it all. Actually no, Twitter said it all. Sample tweet: “Just dunk a Digestive instead you savage.”
P-p-p-pick a fight with a penguin
Here’s a reporter for This Morning absolutely losing it after being attacked by a penguin. And if you think that’s odd, consider the fact she was there to cover the promotion of a penguin named Sir Nils Olav to the rank of brigadier in the Norwegian King’s Guard. We’re not making that up.
Rylan gets spicy
Ever wanted to see Rylan Clark-Neal pretend to be Baby Spice? Well congratulations. This moment has occurred.
Every little helps
You can always count on Tattoo Fixers to make us gasp a-fresh at the sheer possibilities of human idiocy. Behold the man who got the Tesco logo, complete with the phrase “Every Little Helps” with an arrow pointing at his groin, after being inspired by a plastic bag in the street…
Gaby vs Fly
Well, it’s good to know that Gaby Roslin is the kind of solid, professional presenter who wouldn’t just burst into fits of giggles at the presence of a fly in the studio…
OH. MY. GAWD.
Nineties nostalgia addicts, here’s Janice from Friends being Janice from Friends.
“It’s only a bit of pie, innit? ONLY a bit of pie!” Not our words, but the words of contemporary poet and philosopher, Stephen Bear, as he triggered a particularly messy moment on Big Brother. Take it away, Bear…
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