Film: Pete's Dragon (2016)
Firepower: 8/10. Surprisingly awesome.
Fighting skills: 7/10. Combining fire-power with an impressive flying agility, Elliot is more than capable of handling himself and can comfortably defeat any would-be attackers.
Fearsomeness: 3/10. His green fur and adorable dog-like appearance are kind of the opposite of terrifying.
Friendship factor: 10/10. As dragons go, Elliot is the best friend a boy could ask for. They made two movies about him, after all.
Hiding ability: 10/10. Elliot's special dragon move is that he can turn himself invisible. Ideal for hiding when you're being pursued by small-minded military types. Beat that, Smaug!
Pete’s Dragon is on Sky Cinema from Friday 7th April
Film: The Hobbit Trilogy (2012-2014)
Firepower: 10/10. The deadly dragon is the ultimate fire-breather, laying waste to the whole of Laketown.
Fearsomeness: 9/10. He's not called Smaug the Terrible for nothing.
Fighting skills: 6/10. Oh, sure, he's great in the skies, but his enormous size puts him at something of a disadvantage when he's in a cramped space, giving the diminutive Hobbit the upper hand.
Friendship factor: 1/10. With his velvet-draped voice (courtesy of Benedict Cumberbatch) and obvious intelligence, you might think that Smaug would make a very agreeable dragon buddy. However, you would be wrong, as Smaug would sooner burn your house down than take you for a ride on his back.
Greed: 9/10. Smaug has a distinct weakness for gold and hordes it in quantities that would make Scrooge McDuck jealous. He can also be distracted by sparkly objects.
Dragon: Hungarian Horntail
Film: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Firepower: 6/10. Dangerous, yes, but not exactly destructive. As long as you keep the Hungarian Horntail away from flammable objects (like, say, a broomstick), you'll probably be fine.
Fearsomeness: 8/10. With his horned head, spike-encrusted spine and sharp, snapping mouth, the Hungarian Horntail is pretty scary. You wouldn't want to pet one, let's put it that way.
Fighting skills: 9/10. The Hungarian Horntail proves a formidable opponent when Harry Potter faces one during the Tri-Wizard tournament, displaying nimble flying ability and precision targeting.
Friendship factor: 1/10. One does not befriend a Hungarian Horntail. You're thinking of Norbert, the Norwegian Ridgeback.
Self-preservation: 4/10. The Hungarian Horntail's main weakness is an inability to judge how badly it will get hurt if it smashes into things.
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Dragon: Falkor the Luckdragon
Film: The Neverending Story (1984)
Firepower: 4/10. Still, at least it's colourful. How many other dragons can breathe blue fire, eh?
Fearsomeness: 1/10. Like Elliot in Pete's Dragon, Falkor is more like a giant, furry puppy. He responds particularly well to an affectionate scratch behind the ear.
Fighting skills: 6/10. Falkor's not much of a fighter, but if you want him to see off a bunch of bullies, he can put on a convincing display.
Friendship factor: 10/10. Proving once again that a boy's best friend is his dragon, Falkor is loyal to a fault.
Special skills: 9/10. As well as possessing the remarkable streak of good luck that gives his species its name, Falkor also has the ability to sleep while in flight. Impressive.
Dragon: Vermithrax Pejorative
Film: Dragonslayer (1981)
Firepower: 9/10. Capable of roasting a man alive at ten paces. Ouch.
Fearsomeness: 9/10. Given that he terrorizes villages and preys on virgin girls selected by lottery, Vermithrax Pejorative is indeed a scary piece of work. A dragon to frighten your children with.
Fighting skills: 10/10. You don't survive for 400 years without knowing a thing or two about fighting.
Friendship factor: 1/10. This is one dragon that won't be coming round for tea. Unless it's to roast and eat your entire family.
Coolness: 8/10. Let's face it, if you had a dragon, you'd definitely name it Vermithrax Pejorative. Coolest dragon name ever.
Film: How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
Firepower: 5/10. Less of a fire-breather and more of an electro-bolt-shooter, the Night Fury is short on fiery spectacle but makes up for it with destructive impact.
Fearsomeness: 5/10. It's all a matter of perspective. On the one hand, the Night Fury looks a lot like an adorable giant kitten. On the other hand, it can take down a dragon ten times its size. Let's just say you wouldn't want to rile one.
Fighting skills: 10/10. Once trained, the Night Fury is an exceptional fighting dragon, boasting speed, agility, firepower and night-time stealth mode.
Friendship factor: 8/10. Toothless is a loyal and devoted dragon for the most part, but he does have a worrying susceptibility to hypnosis and mind-control. Warning: the sequel is extremely traumatic in this regard.
Cuteness: 10/10. Did we mention that Toothless looks like an adorable giant kitten?
How to Train Your Dragon is available now on Netflix
Film: Dragonheart (1996)
Firepower: 7/10. Fit for purpose.
Fearsomeness: 8/10. Draco is a traditional-looking dragon and strikes the appropriate amount of fear into any given populace, which comes in handy for the dragon-slaying scam he has going with his companion Bowen (Dennis Quaid).
Fighting skills: 7/10. Aside from breathing fire and biting, Draco is also a dab hand at using his spiky tail as a swat.
Friendship factor: 9/10. Dragonheart is basically the dragon equivalent of a buddy movie, with Draco as the Danny Glover to Bowen's Mel Gibson.
Nobility: 9/10. Despite his penchant for con-tricks, Draco is a wise and noble dragon who once gave a part of his heart to save a man's life. Unfortunately, the man in question goes on to become a monstrous tyrant, proving that dragons can occasionally be poor judges of character.
Film: Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Firepower: 9/10. Maleficent's green flame is destructive, dangerous and distinctive. Like the wicked queen in her original, human form, it possesses of a sort of evil, bewitching beauty.
Fearsomeness: 10/10. Sleeping Beauty might look like a romantic fairy-tale on the surface, but Maleficent is genuinely terrifying and is guaranteed to give small children dragon-based nightmares for years. Thanks a lot, Disney.
Fighting skills: 5/10. Despite channelling “all the powers of Hell”, Maleficent's fighting skills are actually a bit rusty. Firstly, her aim is so poor that she never so much as singes Prince Philip and secondly, she has the self-preservation skills of a Hungarian Horntail and fatally misjudges the weight-bearing capacity of a rocky outcrop.
Friendship factor: 2/10. Yeah, that's not happening.
Transformation powers: 5/10. Maleficent's ability to transform herself from a disturbingly sexy woman into a giant scary dragon is undoubtedly impressive. Whether she can transform herself back again is another matter.
Film: Mulan (1998)
Firepower: 2/10. Due to his tiny size, Mushu's flame capacity is roughly akin to striking three matches together at the same time. You want to light a fire to cook breakfast? Fine. You want a village destroyed? Forget it.
Fearsomeness: 3/10. What Mushu lacks in size, he makes up for in ingenuity. He can cast a pretty intimidating silhouette and does a passable impression of a Stone Dragon.
Fighting skills: 2/10. Not too great. Mushu is easily trampled, which is just one of the many drawbacks of being a pint-sized dragon.
Friendship factor: 9/10. Mushu's bravery belies his diminutive stature and his heart is as big as all outdoors. A faithful companion through thick and thin.
Wisecracking ability: 9/10. Second only to Robin Williams' Genie in the wise-cracking animated sidekick stakes, Eddie Murphy's Mushu talks a mile a minute and is very, very funny. If it's a battle of sarcastic quips you're after, Mushu is your dragon.
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