Kim Kardashian

With Kim Kardashian in talks to fill Angelina Jolie's shoes as Lara Croft, we 're-cast' 10 movies in the most shudder-worthy way imaginable.

Replacing: Angelina Jolie in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

Plot: Lara Croft is back, but this time she's wearing Prada and refusing to raid any tomb with so much as a hint of dust in it (or carry supplies as they'll ruin the line of her pricy clothes). Whether relaxing by the pool as ancient treasures are stolen by ruthless - but surprisingly chiselled - bounty hunters, or declining to assess the worth of artefacts in case she chips an ornately decorated nail, Kim's Lara is a no-action heroine for a new decade.

Best line: "Everything lost is meant to be found. Except credit card bills, they can, like, stay lost."