Myth: Gene Simmons had a cow's tongue surgically grafted on to his own
False. The KISS founder and bassist is known for waggling his preternaturally long oral appendage at all and sundry (well, girls, anyway) during the band's gigs, and in the band's early days, a rumour spread that he had had a little unnatural help. However, Simmons' gross pink torpedo is exactly what he was born with. We hate to think of the places it's been.