There's got to be one hasn't there? If it's not Mr Blobby it's Bob The Builder. There's bound to be some fictional children's character trying to divest kids of their pocket money with a lame but unbearable addictive pop record this Christmas. We've randomly chosen the charming Makka Pakka from In The Night Garden to illustrate our point. But oh, what's this we hear - a certain round-faced young fella is going to release a festive single...
