Leon Jackson: When You Believe (2007)
Or Leona Lewis: A Moment Like This (2006), or Shayne Ward: That’s My Goal (2005), or, indeed, any track since Simon sodding Cowell invented The X Factor and simultaneously sucked all the fun out of Christmas Number 1s. This year we'll have to live with Alexandra Burke turning Leonard Cohen's dark and moving classic, Hallelujah, into a great big syrupy ballad. Yuck.
