By now, we've come to realise that there are two sides to the schizoid Eminem - the attention-seeking toddler with a foul mouth, and the "mature" and troubled artist who raps about feuds, suicide and relationships. Guess which side surfaces on Ass Like That? Here's a clue: "You make my pee-pee go do-doing doing doing". Musically and in the high levels of horniness, this reminds us of 50 Cent's recent Eastern-flavoured Just A Lil Bit, except where Em' adopts a ridiculous Indian accent and starts banging on about PeeWee Herman and Gwen Stefani like he's some kind of childrens' entertainer. Put it this way - it makes The Bloodhound Gang look like Mary Whitehouse.