She of the famously big booty returns to our radios, screens and nightmares (or is that just us?) with this first single from her new LP, Rebirth. It's already got Usher's knickers in a twist, whose track Ride shares the same saxophone sample - and (surprise surprise) the same producer, Rich Harrison. Usher's version, thankfully, made more sparing use of the funky, squeaky sax sample in question; on Get Right, it simply loops and loops and demands your attention with all the tedious, grating perpetuity of Lopez's tabloid adventures, until we reach the messiest chorus you're likely to hear this side of your local karaoke night. Abysmal.