Data entry clerk Brian is an avid follower of Cosmic Ordering and enjoys the books of Paul McKenna from which he claims to have learned the secrets of self-hypnosis.
Defining quote: Brian doesn't like "people who are too in-your-face".
Brian recently went to Amsterdam on a lads' holiday. It was his first time on a plane. He has every episode of Big Brother stashed under his bed and admires Mike Skinner and Holly Valance in equal measure!