CSI: Miami – cancelled!

CSI: Miami, axed? What surreal, topsy-turvy world have we entered? It's happened, though, and no amount of the team standing around, looking worried and saying "What we gonna do, H?" will save them this time. Fans can console themselves that Vegas and New York are still going, but where will we get our fix of Horatio's dreadful one-liners now? Oh yeah: the repeats. Which will be constant.