Put that ketchup down. TV’s sauciest dating show is back on our screens this week for an eighth explosive series

Ex On The Beach series 8, Tuesdays from 20 March, 10pm, MTV/HD (CH 134/183). Find series 7 in On Demand > Box Sets

We’ve got a bevy of single gals and guys looking for love. But, as if dating with a camera crew following your every move wasn’t stressful enough, the powers that be at MTV are set to throw in a load more exes, to guarantee even more dating drama. And we just can’t wait.

But will anyone actually find love? Would they be better off being wined and dined on First Dates? Or cowering safely behind a buzzer on Take Me Out? See which show you’re most likely to find true love on with our quiz…