Statistically, he falls short
To paraphrase his erstwhile teammate Gerard Piqué’s better half, Shakira – the stats don’t lie. Rooney may have 208 Premier League goals to his name – granted, an impressive feat – but he’s way behind the Premier League’s greatest onion-bag botherer, Alan Shearer. The Match Of The Day pundit netted 260 times in total, which puts him firmly at the top of the charts. Moreover, Rooney’s goals-per-minutes ratio doesn’t even rank among the Premier League era’s greats. Sergio Agüero, Harry Kane, Thierry Henry, Ruud van Nistelrooy, Javier Hernández, Luis Suárez, Robin van Persie and Edin Džeko all have better strike rates than Rooney.
He’s rarely shown that cutting edge
Rooney won five Premier League titles while at Manchester United, but the feeling is that unlike some of his legendary predecessors (think Eric Cantona and van Nistelrooy) and contemporaries (Cristiano Ronaldo and Van Persie), none of those triumphs were solely down to our Wayne. In fact, Rooney’s best two individual seasons at United – 2009/10 (26 goals) and 2011/12 (27 goals) – both ended in the team finishing in second place. This was because Rooney, unlike, say, Ronaldo, was more of a team player.
He’s been on the wa(y)ne for a while
For years, Rooney was lauded as the last of his kind: a classic British street footballer. Unfortunately, that also meant classic British footballing values, namely the art of not looking after one’s body. In contrast, former United strike partner Ronaldo treats his body like a temple (and what a temple). Rooney’s talent has flickered intermittently since about 2012 but, in that time, he’s also fallen out with managers, eyed up moves to rivals and endured more failed reboots than The Terminator movie franchise. His transfer to Everton may have rejuvenated him for now, but he’s been a shadow of his former self for a good five years.